Monday, February 1, 2010

The Instant Rapper

i know what im being this year.

i do wun fing, i juss Frow da bike



Man Throws Bicycle at Thieves

Great job at stopping the robbers. but they were scared of you, shoulda knocked them the fuck out. the bike did most of the work anyways.

hooolllyyy shit!


Larissa Schuster had a boyfriend, but being a biochemist she also had her own chemical lab. This was a bad combination for her husband Timothy who was fighting her tooth and nail in their divorce. In 2003 the 47-year-old Larissa had enough so she rented a storage unit. She and her boyfriend then kidnapped the luckless Timothy using a stun gun and chloroform to subdue him. While barely conscious, he was still very much alive but incapacitated so they stuffed his body into a barrel. Then Larissa began pouring the hydrochloric acid into the container. When the police found Timothy Schuster, all that was left of him was the lower part of his body from the belt buckle down. Larissa got sentenced to a life in prison for her heinous crime.

He probably has a gun.